January 2012
my roommate: Do you see how I live? I'm a clean n****
roommate's friend: I don't like how you just called yourself a clean n****, I don't know if it's a contradiction or what
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe!
Oh nooooo
My roommate just made a twitter -______- if she makes a tumblr I think I will die. I’d be running out of places to talk crap about her!
